Friday, February 25, 2011

He didn't seem to mind, but his seeing eye dog sure did!

The Time of Trial is approaching. Soon the ignorant masses will cower in fear as our...what are you grinning at?
Boy you really take that "delivery in 30 minutes or it's free" deal seriously, don't you?
Gee, I didn't think that dad would go out cold after just one smack with a book, but you sure proved me wrong, mom.


You just think you've defeated us! As soon as Jeffy finishes concentrating his chi, he'll show you a kick that'll make Jackie Chan look like your grandmother!


Oh Christ. Dad's arguing with one of those "Far Side" cows again!


I don't know what it does. But Microsoft Tech Support told me that version 2.0 of the dresser would crash under Windows95, so I ordered the $90 upgrade.


Whuzza mean I've had enuff?! I'm the life offa party! Come on, jus one more! OK, OK, I'll put 'em on, but then I want another martooni!

Teacher! Billy's blowing kisses at me again!!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Joy of Family




When someone else captions it.

"Wait! We can't stop here! This is bat country!"


Back off, short stack! You don't know the Candyland gang signs, then ya ain't down with the Candyland crew, dig?



As much as the other cast members tried to act like there was no difference, the strip was never the same after Thel was replaced by Delta Burke in the 22nd season.



"Okay, it's like this. Jesus died for our sins on the cross, and was placed inside this cave, see? Then, when he rises from the dead and rolls the rock away from the opening of the cave, if he sees his shadow, BAM!!--it's six more weeks of Winter."



"Wouldn't it be simpler if the Grinch just butchered all the Whos in their sleep?"


Not only did Bil's particle accelerator fail to prove the existence of the elusive W particle, but it left one hell of a stain on the walls.


*ALL CARTOONS PROPERTY OF BIL KEANE AND THE FAMILY CIRCUS.  ALL CAPTIONS FROM DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY CIRCUS ARCHIVES *

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Time to Remember . . .

. . my Aurelius:

Constantly regard the universe as one living being, having one substance and one soul; and observe how all things have reference to one perception, the perception of this one living being; and how all things act with one movement; and how all things are the cooperating causes of all things that exist; observe too the continuous spinning of the thread and the structure of the web.
 —Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, iv. 40.

Say to yourself in the early morning: I shall meet today ungrateful, violent, treacherous, envious, uncharitable men. All of these things have come upon them through ignorance of real good and ill... I can neither be harmed by any of them, for no man will involve me in wrong, nor can I be angry with my kinsman or hate him; for we have come into the world to work together...

—Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, ii. 1.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Oh. Yay.

Some idiot wasted money filming Atlas Shrugged.  Why?  I guess the Cliffs Notes were too complicated for Ayn Rand's followers!

Honestly, a whole philosophy generated by a narcissistic emigre, building a philosophy that, somehow, someway, society's denied the truly deserving and been engineered to benefit the weak and worthless.  There never seems to be any question in the adolescent mindset of our ghetto fabulous Russian or her self-pitying gang of followers that maybe they don't have because they , in fact, are the ones who don't deserve - that they really aren't that clever, or beautiful, or strong, but just as dirt common as the rest of us, but without sufficient self-awareness to get them to actually be part of a community.

Randian/Libertarian/Tea-Partiers aren't even smart enough to realize what their little society will entail.  They speak about "freedom" - yep.  Perfect freedom. 

They'd have it.  And, of course, that includes the "freedom" to take what they own.  Waving guns around - your "Second Amendment right" - won't help you much.  It takes a militia to defend even one house from a sustained attack, and, of course, in the brave new world of the blubbering, self-absorbed teenaged mindset of the Randian, no one would go to help defend another.  You on yo' own, bubba.

The society "biased to the weak" is what protects you guys of the Tea-Party persuasion.  If everyone's on their own, free to do as they like and take the consquences, well . . . why should murder be illegal?  You acquired, someone else wants, your being killed to take your stuff is the consequence of your acquisition - and these "weak" ones have nothing to lose, everything to gain, and a whole lot of rage-and-adrenaline-fueled strength and cunning.  I don't see most of the elderly, fat, be-Rascalled Tea-Partiers, or the little spotty, nerdy, cowardly young social outcasts who favor Objectivism being that successful.  They'd create a dog-eat-dog world in which they have no teeth.

So, here, from one William Lang, by way of Counterlight, is the best description yet of Atlas Shrugged:

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs. (This was from a blog called "Kung Fu Monkey," as quoted by Paul Krugman in his New York Times blog. Sorry no links.)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Children Grow

In Galatians, Paul speaks of the children coming into their inheritance, no longer being "slaves" to the servants of the house.  In Paul's view, this refers to Humanity outgrowing its dependence on the guidance of "elemental spirits" - our domination by the intelligences that supposedly governed the stars and stones and storms.  Whether there are such intelligences, I highly doubt, but . . . I do believe that the central duty and purpose of the Christian faith is for Humanity to grow.

What I don't think Paul envisioned, however, was that Humankind would last long enough to outgrow people like himself.  In short, Paul spoke of individual growth of the believer, but neglected the growth of the human race.  If we accept that only the individual believer is the "child" spoken of, we are left with a rather dismal continuum of grow, die, start from the beginning - no progress.  While that may be the traditional view, I don't think it can be considered orthodox (right-believing) for the simple fact of its miserable, plodding, endless lack of progress.  I simply can't accept that, any more than I can accept that, in promising a Second Coming, we were to understand that we were to simply wait, guard our spiritual chastity jealously, and hope for either a good time after death or the end of all things.   If you accept the Traditionalist view, this is what you're left with. 

I also cannot accept this view because there is so much it must deny in order to be acceptable.  It must deny the fact - largely undisputed by rational people - that human understanding of sciences, justice, medicine, governance all has advanced;  as it has tended toward the building of peace of stability as the goals, in opposition to unpredictability and blind competition, the Christian must accept these as primarily positive advances.  It must deny the physical realities of the growth in life expectancy, the decline of infant mortality, the increase (overall) of living conditions.   It must deny the scientific theories that would indicate, rather convincingly, the growth in such things as brain capacity and physical ability.  Evolution is an ongoing process, it continues, and it's understandable that humans - who despite millions of years of evolution still dislike change! - would feel threatened by that;  after all, it makes one frightened that one might be in the "old model" line and about to be phased out!  I find it (and I consider myself an old model, I might add) exhilarating beyond belief!  We are changing.  Think of that, my friends - we are not doomed to this and no better, but point to something we cannot yet imagine. 

Now, changing indicates a continuum in which we have changed.  The children, to use Paul's metaphorical imagery, have grown.  This includes the growth away from a world so entrenched in the day-to-day struggle of mere survival that we need a special group to think, interpret and dictate theological truth to us.  This is not a tossing out of tradition or ecclesial structure - that is merely to becom the liberal reactionary - but to give them a new place;  as advisors and guides, equal to our reason, not supreme guides, and certainly not all-authoritative lawgivers.

I suspect that Traditionalists/conservatives will not be able to make anything of this - we're speaking two entirely different languages from two entirely incompatible worldviews - but the the issue is one of the entire matrix of human growth and understanding, not simply the individual growth of the believer, which occurs within the larger human growth.  That matrix has changed - we no longer need constantly to check our understanding against a set of "wiser" human rules.

The children have grown, since Paul's time, and we need to strike out from the so-called Church Fathers which have dominated us, and begin to find new ways of "being Christ in the World."  We need to take greater responsibility for our spiritual growth, welfare, and development, and for our action in this world to bring about the Kingdom - we, with Jesus, have been made children of God, and we must move forward, not simply relying on Jesus to fix everything, to but to take an active, co-creational role in building on the example and sacrifice He made.  Responsibility for bringing His vision of the Kingdom to this world.  Just as it was unthinkable in Paul's time that a Jew could seek salvation without dependence on the Law, so we must be willing, as were those early Christians, to believe that we must be willing to seek a universal salvation outside the confines of a paradigm which places reason below the scriptural and traditional sources.  Just as the early Church took the issues of God from mere tribal to individual-in-relation-with-outsider, we must take it from that individual level to build to a global level. 

The children have grown, both as organism and as one, vast organism.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Can Christianity Afford to Allow Williams' Spurious Vocation?

After having been arm-twisted by public attention into one of his ridiculously low-impact condemnations, Mr. Rowan Williams has decided to publicly defend Henry Orombi, the evil primate of Uganda.

From the Irish Times, hat-tip to Mimi and MadPriest.

Note the quotation:

Defending Bishop Orombi, Archbishop Williams, head of the worldwide Anglican Communion, emphasised that, as with other relevant Anglican primates, Bishop Orombi’s position concerned “exclusion from ministry on grounds of behaviour, not orientation”.

Oh, well that makes murder allright.  As long as it's all about behaviour!